- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

A redhead walks into a hairdressing salon and asks to have her hair dyed black due to being a subject of bullying and social rudeness.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

There was once a boy named Swan, But then they built Autobahn.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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