How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Wy did the chicken?

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Republicans

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

try slamming a revolving door

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Anti Joke

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