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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Hi

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Womens rights

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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What did Helen Keller name her children? Nothing, since she didn't have any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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