A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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tuna fish dolphins sharks idk

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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