- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

whats red and falls from a tree an apple

You

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Ju... Just why?

What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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