- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

i dont like attention whores lol

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

The awkward moment when you have cancer.

So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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