What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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