- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

The BCS

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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