A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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Flop dog

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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