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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

At least I dont have AIDS.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

The BCS

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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