- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

speech and debate.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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