- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

... i forgot the joke :p

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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