- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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