What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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