- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

A Irish man walks our of a bar

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

Romans rights.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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