- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

the asian kid gets an F

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What's clear and wet? water

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks