Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

spell backwards: taco cat

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

A blind man walks into a wall.

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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