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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

A blind man walks into a wall.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Snarf Nuggets

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Penis.

why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

A black guy gets a job...

Land Rovers

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What killed the name cool? Coolio

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