Knock Knock. Whose there? ..............

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Yeah right loser!

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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