- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Womens Rights.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

NASCAR

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

poop is very very yummy.

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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