Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

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i have two hands.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Nippies

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Tell you something funny.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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