- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

i have two hands.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

Tell you something funny.

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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