- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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