chuck norris

A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

YOU

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

womens rights

A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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