whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Okay, one second.

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Woman Rights

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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