- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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