- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I was hoping you could tell me–why else would I ask you a question?

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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