- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

poop

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Womens rights !

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

Life is an elephant, get married.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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