What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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baby seal walks into a club

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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