- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

I ponder

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

knock knock how there me ok come in

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

A ginger was with his friends

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