- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

It smells like triangles in here.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A blind man walks into a wall.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns