Are you gay? No. Ok.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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