- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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