A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Women's sports.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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