After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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