- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

My children are huge mistakes.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

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