How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What rhymes with Hitler? Walt Disney.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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