- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

poop is very very yummy.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

What did Delaware? A coat.

What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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