Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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I hate long jokes -_-

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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I was born.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

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