- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

A Jew! Bless you.

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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