roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

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