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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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