- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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