- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

The person below me is weird.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

Paper shield.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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