The person below me is weird.

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Paper shield.

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why does the man hate his job? He thinks working sucks?

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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