- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

A guy trips a blind man.

why did your parents die? because I thought it was funny...

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

Woman Rights

Take off your shoes.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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