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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

Okay, one second.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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