- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

Paper shield.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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