What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

acualy is dolan

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Donkey lips

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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