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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

you lose.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

A man walks into a bar stark naked with a duck on his head. The bartender said "Dave, what's wrong?" The duck replies "Don't ask."

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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