Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Women's rights.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

HEY YOU!!!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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