What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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raisin boogers

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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NASCAR

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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