A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Now Showing: EVIL SLOTHS II "The worst death is a slow death."

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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Whats Something everyone has except david? Money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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