A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Reading books

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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this is not a joke. jks

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Anti Joke

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