- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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