a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Why is pi? Because circles.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

you know whats funny... nothing.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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