- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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