Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Jimmy Saville

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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