Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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