THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

LIFE :(

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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