Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What you reading? reading?

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What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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hi

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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