Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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falling didnt make the difference

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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A blonde walks into a store and tells the clerk "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes.". The blonde comes in the shop the next day with a brown wig on and says "I'd like to buy that microwave". The clerk says "we don't sell things to blondes". The blonde asks how he knew she was a blonde. The clerk replies, "I can see flyaway strands of your hair from the top of your wig and the synthetic hair material of the wig is not convincing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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