- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...