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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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How did the Mexican got into USA? Trough the border.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

a man said hi.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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