Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

You have 5 $1 dollar bills. Your mom rapes you and you still have 1 $5 dollar bill.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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