- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

Take off your shoes.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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