What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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refridgrator

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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