- Anti Joke

Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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