Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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these are shit

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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I can't hear music. I am a sentence.

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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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