What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Nippies

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Anti Joke

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