- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Knock Knock Go Away

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Women's rights.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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