- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Badgers are cool

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Why did the dog eat poop?

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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