- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Knock Knock Go Away

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Women's rights.

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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