how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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falling didnt make the difference

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

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this is not an anti joke

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Anti Joke

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