Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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Jews

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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once upon a time there was a boy

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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Q:What did the Black man say to New York? A: Black Out.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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A Jew! Bless you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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