why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

A man walks into town and takes a shit!

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What does Harry Potter love? Magic

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

Knock knock *the family is on vacation and doesn't answer*

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

What did the African Man get in Africa Aids

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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