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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

Obama getting elected in 2012.

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Penis.

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

Strawberries!

what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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