What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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womens rights

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I've got a dig bick

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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