What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

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A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Anti Joke

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