why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

a blond girl walks into a bar

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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