- Anti Joke

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

An irish man walks out of a bar

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