Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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There's my tractor.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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