How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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