- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Johnny got hit by a bomb. Where is he now? Everywhere. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Johnny

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What's worse than eating cows. Death

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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