- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

a man walked into a bar ouch

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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I once had my heart broken by my first true love. I then died, she was convicted of murder and my family grieved over my death.

WELCOME TO THE SECRET BEYOND THE SIXTH SENSE! 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :(

What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

whats brown and sticky? shit

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

knock, knock! No answer, they probably can't hear you, use the doorbell.

Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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