What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Tell you something funny.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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A zebra dies and goes to animal heaven. All the animals around him are trotting, flying, jumping, each according to its own species, in the kind of bliss that only eternity can bring. But the zebra is not impressed and mopes through heaven's green fields. A giraffe notices his languid stupor and asks, "Why so glum, pal?" The zebra mournfully replies, "All my life I've wondered if I was black with white stripes or white with black stripes." The giraffe, hoping to get the zebra to some answers as quickly as possible, suggests, "Why not go as God?" The zebra, somewhat taken aback by the notion that God might give him an audience, replies, "Oh, I can do that?" The giraffe says, "Sure, I'll show you the way!" The giraffe leads the zebra to a great tabernacle of gold and points the way up a long stairway of diamond. The zebra follows the stairs up to two great ivory doors. But no matter what he tried, the zebra couldn't get the door open. The only animals that could open the door for him would be the primates because of their opposable digits, but the zebra wasn't much of a social animal, so he didn't have any friends. He spent eternity with no answer to his question.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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