Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

David Silberberg is gay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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