Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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An asian, black man and a white guy are stranded in a desert with no food and no water, so what do they do Die

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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What's worse than getting rejected by your date? Finding out she gave you a social disease. Namely AIDS.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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