why did the indian kill the buffalo? he was suffering from a psychological disorder and took to killing innocent animals in order to relieve the pent up rage caused by repressed memories of childhood abuse.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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