- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

What do you call a dragon with no wings? A komodo dragon

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

your moms my other ride

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

Anyone??????????/

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

a man walked into a bar ouch

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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