- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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