- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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