- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

knock knock

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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