- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had sex with my mother in law

The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

why does column have a letter n?

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

The NBA and womens sports

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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