Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? A pair of broken sunglasses, because his parents didn't care about him, and because he lived in Hawaii where it is very hot in December. Plus the kid's blind. By Nikhil Sridhar of Taikoo Shing, Hong Kong.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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A baby seal walks into a club

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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I look back at all those hours I wasted playing those stupid video games, but then I'm reminded of all those people I brutally killed.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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