Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? She said she can do 3

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Why did the

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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