- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

A blind man walks into a wall.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Two guys walk into a bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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